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Dads matter
So over the weekend this appeared on Kidspot's Facebook pageand was promptly shared by about a billion people. (Stats are my thing, can you tell?)And it's true. Even when written in English-English or Australian-English and not in American-English.But it...
5 more reasons for a holiday
Today in Australia we are celebrating the Queen's birthday. Yes, we know her birthday is in April and I'm sure in the story somewhere is a bonafide reason we chose June to celebrate it. I'm an ardent republican in the Australian sense and I'm still happy...
The Bee Dick Disaster Theory
There are two types of people in the world.Those that say "Let's do it"and those that say "What if it doesn't work out?"Let's call them Group A and Group B. It makes the whole post seem more scientific don't you think?Group A consists of people that do things...
On the subject of immunisation
Please note: I'm passionately pro-vaccination and if that is likely to offend you - please don't continue reading - I'm not going to argue with people on this one, it is an opinion piece. See, the subject of immunisation is a bit thorny in my circle and for that...
That one woman
This weekend I attended a celebratory function labelled as a 'first birthday party'. Now we all know that first birthday parties are just a polite way of showing off that you managed to keep your kid alive for a year and I am not dissing that - we threw big...
Beauty is as beauty does
I have thought about this deeply and as objectively as possible.And it's not tall poppy syndrome.But I really don't think I'd warm to Miranda Kerr even if I shared an office with her.And having read in more places than strictly necessary about her ability to orgasm in...
I married an introvert
I did.lovers.On purpose and everything. Well, I didn't actually seek out an introvert to marry, I just knew he was an introvert by the time I did marry him. And I'm an extrovert. According to Meyers Briggs I'm not a raving loon of an extrovert, but I...
My comfort zone does not contain ‘the moment’
Babies are good at being 'in the moment'You know when somebody says 'be in the moment'?I rarely am. There is always a little part of me that is watching me (normally with a sardonic expression on the face and a slight curl to the lip - something I can't actually...
From the cradle
Over the last week I was involved in two conversations with people that said that they don't think it's fair that children are taken along, or feature in photos or campaigns, that represent their parent's beliefs.The two people involved are chalk and cheese and...
Inspiration by Goat #Laughlink
In the dark of the pre-dawn this morning I awoke with a BOOM and thought that is the BEST idea for a funny blog post I have had in a long time. And I typed into my phone 'goat'.And then proceeded to have an extremely bizarre dream about a friend of mine...
I’d biddy biddy bum
"If I were a rich man,Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.If I were a wealthy man."(Fiddler on the roof)What does the dream look like for me? If I was so fabulously wealthy that money really became no object what would...
Pastor on a plane
So. The other day, I met a Pastor on a plane.Not on a plane, in a plane. But that's not what you say is it? You say on. Right?Anyway, the Pastor. He was there, sitting next to us. Heading home after a week or so in Bali. But not on...