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Talking Frankly is about everything from housework to human rights. It is a mixture of observation, commentary and opinions.

It also contains a lot of profanity along with the humanity.  And please don’t steal my work.  Somebody invariably dobs you in and it gets messy.

Enjoy! 

 

You’re probably not the best at everything

You’re probably not the best at everything

Mamas of the world!(And the occasional Dad.  But men are generally not so freaking arrogant in this regard. Fact)Calm down a little.  I get that you grew a human or 19 and you birthed them and now you spend all your time worrying about whether or not you are...

See! It’s Benjamin Law!

See! It’s Benjamin Law!

Okay, so a few weeks ago I was reading the paper and saw an article about the James Turrell exhibition at the National Gallery of Australia in Canberra. You'll have read about it - the tours were conducted with everybody nude and it was a definite case of don't read...

#Istandformercy BUT…

#Istandformercy BUT…

I get that talking about the death penalty to kids is hard.  I do.  But why are we only talking to our kids about human rights and unjust deaths when Indonesia or Egypt does it?What about Ms Dhu? What about Ms Locke? What about Reza Barati?  What about...

We’ll weather the weather

We’ll weather the weather

As we flew into Sydney from Dubai last Monday morning, my Cassidy was shrieking with excitement as we bounced through the turbulence during descent.  The lady across me, gripping her husbands arm in a grip that would surely leave a permanent imprint, was not...

Of bearded men and running

Of bearded men and running

I know this could be as controversial as the anti-vax conversation but I need to get it out there.  I don't think people with beards should run.Ever.Unless they are being chased by a bear.  A big one. I keep seeing men clad in lycra or baggy shorts...

Dubai didn’t have a big pineapple

Dubai didn’t have a big pineapple

Dubai has a lot of big and expensive things.  The world's tallest building, the world's biggest single aquarium, the world's biggest mall, the world's biggest airport, the biggest water slide, most expensive spa treatments, and so on. It is a city that appears to...

My two cents on celebrity violence

My two cents on celebrity violence

I absolutely understand that good people make mistakes.  Good people do bad things. It can be in the heat of the moment, brain snaps, carelessness, thoughtlessness, whatever.It doesn't make the person a bad person.  It was bad behaviour.It's basically small...

Be gentle with their grief

Be gentle with their grief

For obvious reasons, this year there is a huge amount of attention being focussed on domestic violence and those that have experienced it. And domestic violence is actually a very palatable phrase that encompasses the less palatable words like rape, beatings, torture,...

Nope, it’s a fair question – what about the kids?

Nope, it’s a fair question – what about the kids?

These children hate going to bed and some vegetables.That's it. That's all they've got in the prejudice department.I actually applaud the question being asked.What about the kids?What about the kids born completely free of bigotry in any way and finding themselves...

Is your bus full?

Is your bus full?

I was on the periphery of a conversation on the weekend about the expression 'my bus is full'. It's an expression which suggests that you've got enough friends and don't need anymore.  Some also see it as saying that it's not just friends, but commitments...

The (ahem) magic of parenting

The (ahem) magic of parenting

I was speaking to a couple of new parents recently.  Lovely couple, madly in love with their little bundle of poo and spew. Sure, they are tired. Sure, they spend lots of time gazing at the wee thing reassuring themselves that without a doubt their progeny is by...

What the fuck is perfect anyway?

What the fuck is perfect anyway?

A man, a father heading towards the same age as my father actually, just posted this little beauty on Facebook"Show me a body part, I'll show you someone who's making money by telling women that theirs looks wrong and they need to fix it. Tone it, work it out, tan it,...